May 2013
when I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone
operameister:
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
agentgreenfishy:
poselikeateam:
fuck-i-just:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
